"'Valentine's Day approaches, the day when cupid meets commerce, and even the poorest of paramours is expected to pony up with a present,' the release eloquently states."The site has sass. I like that. It tells its readers, "It might take some arts & crafts effort. What's the problem? You're a kindergarten graduate. Right?"
I saw some really nice potted mini-roses at the grocery store the other day. (Hint, hint, hubby.)